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  1. Lewis Curl
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:01 pm

    I think this actually brings up the reason why I kinda like SAO sometimes… it has awesome ideas, and gives a framework for your imagination to mold as you see fit. The shitty writing doesnt matter because I just wanna make up my own stories in that world or live vicariously in the little happy family in the woods bit… I remember watching Ordinal Scale and thinking about all the implications of the AI and enjoying that bit, all while just kinda watching the movie with my brain off. "Oh no Asuna forgot who Kirito is" hits hard if your brain is on hibernate mode. Its no masterpiece but has a great place as like junk food version of anime… something you can enjoy with a one-dimensional palette and by stuffing your face with it, not some fancy cheese you have to eat in tiny bites to and be classy really enjoy proper.

  2. Saul Herrera
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:02 pm

    I really like this movie(plz don’t hate me)

  3. Vortexx
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:09 pm

    SAO GO

  4. The Ultimate Weeb
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:13 pm

    I watched the movie and respect your opinion but

    *Hey nobody gets raped*

  5. LeeTasya Manaf
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:13 pm

    And I guess the power of love burns a lot of calories… DUDE that’s friggin SPOT ON

  6. Rauls Rode
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:14 pm

    Another bad writing plot, if Eiji was so bad and such a little pussy, how did he got in to the Knights of the Blood Oath? And how come Yui couldn’t hack anything or disable the Agma if the Agma is just the Nerve Gear, and Yui is an AI FROM SAO?!

  7. Vortexx
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:15 pm


  8. Lionel Death
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:19 pm

    Fuck you

  9. Mina Ayman
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:21 pm

    well for an AI like yuna to exist the AI that she represents is porbably a general AI which can be a couple of times smarter than a human but that would still leave plot holes like why would something that need to be linked to the last boss which is still data on a computer and can still be damaged so if it was needed to keep that data safe somehow the best thing was to have backup of yuna and have a program which uses it if the original data on the system is damaged or deleted

  10. DMUA
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:22 pm

    I mean, I liked it, it was somewhat cool, but I’ll agree it was loaded with stupidity, to the point I could practically hear you screaming about it before I ever watched this video.

  11. Blueberry
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:23 pm

    Shit game design of Pokemon GO + Shit anime design of SAO = Shit design of an SAO movie.

  12. Jen 1q
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:23 pm

    So I just watched Ordinal Scale and I LOVED IT. In the beggining I loved episodes untill fairy shit, that screwed up SAO but I watched whole series and just watched the movie AND I CAN TELL YOU GUYS if you watched WHOLE SAO series this one movie is better than whole series. If you dont belive me go watch it. And Every time I type SAO what ever OH LOOK SOME SHIT GUY AGAIN AND THE SAME PERSON



  13. Jalix Turner
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:24 pm

    Hey… I thought that Heathcliff was the final boss… was he going to be fought after the boss in this movie? Was he before? ?

  14. Christopher Fowler
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:25 pm

    The Augma would be a wet dream for anyone attempting to steal state secrets. Top Secret clearance holders would be banned from owning them for the rest of their lives. Soldiers deployed to combat zones would often be banned from owning one for the rest of their lives. Police, the NSA, and the CIA would use CALEA to have backdoor access to them without a warrant. So much of the populace would be banned from owning the thing that the rest of the populace would have huge doubts about its safety. The implausibility of the device is actually pretty comical.

  15. Ducus
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:30 pm

    11:20 I got a copyright STRIKE for using 10 seconds of TV Tokyo footage.

  16. Ender Durant
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:31 pm

    restoring a person via other’s memories of the person just reminds me of chiaki nanami from danganronpa

  17. JJ Dora
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:32 pm

    Gotta love that BOTW music scattered throughout xD

  18. Staz Vlad
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    lmfao the sao movie showed up at my reccomendation gave it a try even though we all know the result and im dying of cringe the whole time its literally eating my soul inside out its so fucking bad like literally the game is broken players are broken they have have mods and admins lmfa faggit movie

  19. Aurora Sky
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    I understand this, but Yuuki showed up because Asuna used Mother’s Rosario because SAO does that cliche

  20. William Sargent
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    Why didn’t they fight heathcliff as the boss I mean kayaba did say he was the final boss

  21. David Thorn
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    "I could pick apart this movie for DAYS"
    I died laughing

  22. Blueberry
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    At least Kirito wasn’t Jesus.

  23. Supercell Gamer
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:34 pm

    I’m still gonna watch it bcuz I love sao lol

  24. Moaed Ahmad
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:35 pm

    At least kirito is not
    (Super ultra op un beatable will power guy)

  25. Michelle Murdoch
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:36 pm

    I… I… I feel like after all of that you need a hug. *hugs*

  26. Vortexx
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:37 pm

    ASOT: A Series Of Tubes

  27. BB gun Johnson _
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:38 pm

    My favorite part was when Kirito yelled at the other players while fighting a boss and they told him "This is just a game, why you mad"

  28. Courtney Bradley
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:41 pm

    wait isn’t Alfiem’s the same with real life skill translate to real life. so shouldn’t Kazuto be the top player in ordinal scale

  29. Benji 64
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:42 pm

    "Hey at least nobody gets raped in this one" -Mothers basement.

  30. Herman Larsson
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:44 pm

    This video provided me infinitly more entertainment than the movie

  31. Shin Angelo
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:45 pm

    I truly LOVE your SAO rants. The fact that he has so much info shows he gave it a try…got pissed off. and still kept at it till the end of the Show/movies. I want to ask for more but that means you’ll have to watch more SAO. Which we can see if not good for you.

  32. Matthew Augart-Peponis
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:49 pm

    Your name was an amazing movie

  33. TheMKninja
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:49 pm

    I dig the Ape Escape music.

  34. Kiara Ingco
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:50 pm

    Ranma though

  35. Acceleration
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:50 pm

    Well, after all that i just have one question….if everything is still in the real world…what about Cars and Trains and so on? I wonder how many people died because they try to kill an "Enemy" XD

  36. Karel Ringoringo
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:51 pm

    What is the music at the beginning

  37. Jacqueleen Jordan
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:52 pm

    I appreciate the botw background music

  38. Sad OldGuy
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:52 pm

    Uh, I know that I am late to the party but the parts you show in this video strongly implies to me that this movie was just a cheap(ish) advertisement for some SAO videogames.

  39. Saaya Yakushiji
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:53 pm

    Here we go with this again??I seriously don’t understand how people don’t like Sword Art Online when it’s a really good anime?like I get that you guys don’t like it but if that’s the case why watch it?the movie wasn’t all that bad to me me?in fact I really liked it?and before you guys comment “PeOpLe HaVe ThEiR oWn OpInIoNs ” I honestly don’t care and don’t want to hear it??‍♀️?

  40. Lonely Assassin
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:53 pm

    How are the people in that virtual game still alive?!

  41. Fake Nerd
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:54 pm

    Most of this is really nitpicky imo

  42. Jayce Cherry
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:54 pm

    Wait, Botw music at the start? That is my favorite anime how did you know?

  43. Berk Can
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:55 pm

    ok I mark you as -have no knowledge about anime person- movie was better than original series because it has more realistic aspects in terms of ar compared to dive-VR in series and graphics, effects were so good it was 8 out of 10 which doesnt suck at all

  44. LPS Black Paw MV
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:56 pm

    T R I G G E R E D

    I know it’s your opinion, but this is one of my fav anime’s, and I just finished watching the movie for a SECOND time. I loved it yet again. I cried like 5 times

  45. Walter Raleigh
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:56 pm

    Dude you’re reading A FUKING LOT on the "real world" (that has always been bunkers), you’ll just enjoy it more if you should focus in the isekai and not try to discredit the essensials of the world around unless it’s pretty obvious how bullshitty it is thus making the real problems of the series clearer, just like you cried with the over the top drama of Darling instead of noticing that something in the reasons to ride giant metal wifus were TERRIBLY wrong and I don’t mean plotwise. Be a little more biased.

  46. Furious Falcon
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:57 pm

    How do you watch sao ordinal scale.

  47. Flame Boney
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:57 pm

    Fuck the hate for Sao is Understandable, but I don’t watch it for the the plot holes. It’s so unique in my opinion It just makes me happy emotionally hell, even sad. I’ll never judge an anime bc the plot. Everything has a different meaning to someone you just got to be prepared for anyone’s opinion of what that means to them.

  48. Vortexx
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:57 pm

    Hmm i’ve been thinking doesnt the world of ggo look like midgar from FFVII

  49. Chad Riggs
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:58 pm

    So as usual Reki Kawahara has no idea how make any sort of game and yet he continues to

  50. evanluck
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:58 pm

    11:12 LOL! That’s actually hilariously fucked XD