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  1. human being
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:50 pm

    It makes me so angry whatching this part 1:32

  2. C0miv
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:50 pm

    There is a character could L

  3. orgasmicats
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:51 pm

    Estonia is a white utopia

  4. Reel Smooth
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:54 pm

    I know, it’s almost as bad as Kimi no Nawa.

  5. acino
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:56 pm

    Herro

  6. Fling Gonza
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:57 pm

    Its ironic how he used L’s theme throughout this video

  7. The Hand Man
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:59 pm

    He is reviewing it after watching one episode… Jesus Christ.

  8. cock lickme
    October 9, 2018 @ 9:59 pm

    Dude, L is the name of a super smart directive who’s can solve many hard crimes, L probably learned to speak English along with other languages, and since there’s no L in Jappan language, he would use it for himself because he’s from Japan and it’s different

  9. Josh C.
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:01 pm

    I liked it

  10. PuppeteerGaming
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:03 pm

    Read the tabs at 1:21

  11. Ree King
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:03 pm

    WHITE PEOPLE! *(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)* WHITE PEOPLE!

  12. Aesthetic- Maxwell32
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:08 pm

    Imagine Elliot with the death note he acts exactly like Light

  13. Jaydenisnthere
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:08 pm

    L’s a character lol

  14. Puzzle of king
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:09 pm

    1:20 tap 1, tab 2 and 3

  15. Joseph Iorio
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:09 pm

    L is the name of a character douchebag

  16. Sabri Shalalfeh
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:10 pm

    Sloven

  17. Lit pig eating cherries III
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:10 pm

    That mic tho

  18. The Hand Man
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:16 pm

    A teenage boy called L I G H T… dumbass.

  19. William Marchman
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:17 pm

    I like how you can see the Kissanime logo in the corner lol.

  20. karnubawax
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:19 pm

    0:55 Ends up in the hands of a teenage boy named Kira??? YOU STUPID FUCK….

  21. daDrake
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:21 pm

    L is a sharacter , and you watched only one episode

  22. human being
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:22 pm

    It makes me so angry whatching this part

  23. WeeLittleLaddie
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:23 pm

    TankTheRewind

  24. Aayush Chandrakar
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:26 pm

    First of all the Shinigamis were not allowed to go into the human world without any valid reason.

  25. Ghost Leader
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:26 pm

    Death Note was fucking awesome you should actually watch something for yourself all the way through before reviewing it but I liked your diary of wimpy kid analysis it was spot on.

  26. Spicy Meatballs
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:27 pm

    But maybe L was killed very long ago and so that’s why there is no L in Japanese language

  27. cyrus byfield the great
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:29 pm

    Momfr fukrrck

  28. Trickester1000
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:30 pm

    Boku no pico above Naruto…
    Naruto above fma brotherhood and fma above fma brotherhood.

    ?????

  29. Meg _drowned
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:32 pm

    You’re voice has changed so much, it’s so strange.

  30. Trickester1000
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:32 pm

    L isn’t Japanese, he is mixed. It was a nice battle between the two of them.

  31. Just Why thou
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:34 pm

    These are fucking glorious. They’re so sarcastic I can’t even describe it

  32. steelzepplin2012
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:36 pm

    MUMKEY IF YOU WATCHED THE SHOW YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT L IS~!

  33. LightYagami210
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:36 pm

    Excuse me sir, what the Hell are you talking about?

  34. Umair Syed
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:38 pm

    Wasn’t kira just the fake name he gave to the authorities to cover up his real name?

  35. Norrlänska pajken
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:39 pm

    love death note

  36. The Commander
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:40 pm

    lol wtf is L and how can it die HAHAH stupid

  37. liam white
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:40 pm

    L is a codename for the detective who’s trying to catch keira

  38. Shrek Kekenstein
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:40 pm

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don’t care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let’s shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    – Barry?
    – Adam?

    – Oan you believe this is happening?
    – I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I’m excited.

    Here’s the graduate.
    We’re very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B’s.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    – You got lint on your fuzz.
    – Ow! That’s me!

    – Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
    – Bye!

    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    – Hey, Adam.
    – Hey, Barry.

    – Is that fuzz gel?
    – A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I’d make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I’m glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    – Hi, Barry.
    – Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    – Hear about Frankie?
    – Yeah.

    – You going to the funeral?
    – No, I’m not going.

    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That’s why we don’t need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
    under the circumstances.

    – Well, Adam, today we are men.
    – We are!

    – Bee-men.
    – Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of…

    …9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it’s just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    – Wonder what it’ll be like?
    – A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

    Our top-secret formula

    is automatically color-corrected,
    scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

    into this soothing sweet syrup

    with its distinctive
    golden glow you know as…

    Honey!

    – That girl was hot.
    – She’s my cousin!

    – She is?
    – Yes, we’re all cousins.

    – Right. You’re right.
    – At Honex, we constantly strive

    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.

    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.

    – What do you think he makes?
    – Not enough.

    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.

    – What does that do?
    – Oatches that little strand of honey

    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.

    Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

    Of course. Most bee jobs are
    small ones. But bees know

    that every small job,
    if it’s done well, means a lot.

    But choose carefully

    because you’ll stay in the job
    you pick for the rest of your life.

    The same job the rest of your life?
    I didn’t know that.

    What’s the difference?

    You’ll be happy to know that bees,
    as a species, haven’t had one day off

    in 27 million years.

    So you’ll just work us to death?

    We’ll sure try.

    Wow! That blew my mind!

    "What’s the difference?"
    How can you say that?

    One job forever?
    That’s an insane choice to have to make.

    I’m relieved. Now we only have
    to make one decision in life.

    But, Adam, how could they
    never have told us that?

    Why would you question anything?
    We’re bees.

    We’re the most perfectly
    functioning society on Earth.

    You ever think maybe things
    work a little too well here?

    Like what? Give me one example.

    I don’t know. But you know
    what I’m talking about.

    Please clear the gate.
    Royal Nectar Force on approach.

    Wait a second. Oheck it out.

    – Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    – Wow.

    I’ve never seen them this close.

    They know what it’s like
    outside the hive.

    Yeah, but some don’t come back.

    – Hey, Jocks!
    – Hi, Jocks!

    You guys did great!

    You’re monsters!
    You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

    – I wonder where they were.
    – I don’t know.

    Their day’s not planned.

    Outside the hive, flying who knows
    where, doing who knows what.

    You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen
    Jock. You have to be bred for that.

    Right.

    Look. That’s more pollen
    than you and I will see in a lifetime.

    It’s just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.

    Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it
    and the ladies see you wearing it.

    Those ladies?
    Aren’t they our cousins too?

    Distant. Distant.

    Look at these two.

    – Oouple of Hive Harrys.
    – Let’s have fun with them.

    It must be dangerous
    being a Pollen Jock.

    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
    against a mushroom!

    He had a paw on my throat,
    and with the other, he was slapping me!

    – Oh, my!
    – I never thought I’d knock him out.

    What were you doing during this?

    Trying to alert the authorities.

    I can autograph that.

    A little gusty out there today,
    wasn’t it, comrades?

    Yeah. Gusty.

    We’re hitting a sunflower patch
    six miles from here tomorrow.

    – Six miles, huh?
    – Barry!

    A puddle jump for us,
    but maybe you’re not up for it.

    – Maybe I am.
    – You are not!

    We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

    What do you think, buzzy-boy?
    Are you bee enough?

    I might be. It all depends
    on what 0900 means.

    Hey, Honex!

    Dad, you surprised me.

    You decide what you’re interested in?

    – Well, there’s a lot of choices.
    – But you only get one.

    Do you ever get bored
    doing the same job every day?

    Son, let me tell you about stirring.

    You grab that stick, and you just
    move it around, and you stir it around.

    You get yourself into a rhythm.
    It’s a beautiful thing.

    You know, Dad,
    the more I think about it,

    maybe the honey field
    just isn’t right for me.

    You were thinking of what,
    making balloon animals?

    That’s a bad job
    for a guy with a stinger.

    Janet, your son’s not sure
    he wants to go into honey!

    – Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
    – I’m not trying to be funny.

    You’re not funny! You’re going
    into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

    – You’re gonna be a stirrer?
    – No one’s listening to me!

    Wait till you see the sticks I have.

    I could say anything right now.
    I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

    Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

    Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax.
    Shave my antennae.

    Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
    a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

    I’m so proud.

    – We’re starting work today!
    – Today’s the day.

    Oome on! All the good jobs
    will be gone.

    Yeah, right.

    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
    stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

    – Is it still available?
    – Hang on. Two left!

    One of them’s yours! Oongratulations!
    Step to the side.

    – What’d you get?
    – Picking crud out. Stellar!

    Wow!

    Oouple of newbies?

    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

    Make your choice.

    – You want to go first?
    – No, you go.

    Oh, my. What’s available?

    Restroom attendant’s open,
    not for the reason you think.

    – Any chance of getting the Krelman?
    – Sure, you’re on.

    I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

    Wax monkey’s always open.

    The Krelman opened up again.

    What happened?

    A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
    He’s dead. Another dead one.

    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

    Dead from the neck up.
    Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

    Oh, this is so hard!

    Heating, cooling,
    stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

    humming, inspector number seven,
    lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

    mite wrangler. Barry, what
    do you think I should… Barry?

    Barry!

    All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch
    in quadrant nine…

    What happened to you?
    Where are you?

    – I’m going out.
    – Out? Out where?

    – Out there.
    – Oh, no!

    I have to, before I go
    to work for the rest of my life.

    You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

    Another call coming in.

    If anyone’s feeling brave,
    there’s a Korean deli on 83rd

    that gets their roses today.

    Hey, guys.

    – Look at that.
    – Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

    Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

    It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

    Sign here, here. Just initial that.

    – Thank you.
    – OK.

    You got a rain advisory today,

    and as you all know,
    bees cannot fly in rain.

    So be careful. As always,
    watch your brooms,

    hockey sticks, dogs,
    birds, bears and bats.

    Also, I got a couple of reports
    of root beer being poured on us.

    Murphy’s in a home because of it,
    babbling like a cicada!

    – That’s awful.
    – And a reminder for you rookies,

    bee law number one,
    absolutely no talking to humans!

    All right, launch positions!

    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
    buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

    Black and yellow!

    Hello!

    You ready for this, hot shot?

    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

    Wind, check.

    – Antennae, check.
    – Nectar pack, check.

    – Wings, check.
    – Stinger, check.

    Scared out of my shorts, check.

    OK, ladies,

    let’s move it out!

    Pound those petunias,
    you striped stem-suckers!

    All of you, drain those flowers!

    Wow! I’m out!

    I can’t believe I’m out!

    So blue.

    I feel so fast and free!

    Box kite!

    Wow!

    Flowers!

    This is Blue Leader.
    We have roses visual.

    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

    Roses!

    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

    S

  39. Andrés Oliver Joya
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:40 pm

    This is so ridiculous, it has to be a joke.

  40. Oliver Cady
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:41 pm

    HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF DEATHNOTE. The boys name is Light not Kira

  41. RandomizationShow
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:44 pm

    This review is godtier

  42. A Witty Kuudere
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:45 pm

    Me at 0:00 – 3:43 : BURN IN HELL!!!
    Me now: DON’T REVIEW KUROSHITSUJI OR I’LL SELL MY SOUL TO SEBASTIAN JUST TO DESTROY YOU!!!!
    Me after calming down by watching Kuroshitsuji: Finny is so cute! Wait, what was I talking about?

  43. Children Taste Nice
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:47 pm

    I actually liked it

  44. Nathan South
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:47 pm

    This is a review of the Netflix death note

  45. Red
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:47 pm

    nice

  46. Mike Zilla
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:47 pm

    If these ghosts are so depressed why don’t they just kill themselves?

    …wait

  47. REETV Films
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:48 pm

    hi

  48. MesureTheChosen// TheRecor
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:48 pm

    Episode 2 is where things get interesting

  49. Celestial Piano Sage
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:49 pm

    Lol love how he calls them "ghosts" instead of Shinigami. If he only watched the first episode, how can he do a review O.o He spoiled the saddest part lol. Also, the reference to "A Christmas Story" lol. I love Death Note (how can he rate a show he only watched one episode on) O.o

  50. Kotobii
    October 9, 2018 @ 10:49 pm

    Still more attractive than your human mask